FUNNY: Hi5 Love Letters

Just a funny version of my love notes I get on Hi5... Katleho's still tops my list but these are worth sharing... :P


1. This one is from a 30-something guy from Geneva... Pretty forward.. Haha....

From ABDUL
To Czarra
Date 12-4-2006 1:47 PM
Subject i am interested in you.
Message
Hi!
I am Abdul,student in Geneva.Just searching through hi5,saw your profile.I am interested in having a relationship with you if you so desire.
Please look up my profile.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
My cellphone.0787751555.

Abdul.

2. This one is from a hairy and very hairy Turkish guy who seems quite vain cuz he's got a picture of himself standing beside his own portrait.. hahaha... soo funny...!! oh, and the ENGLISH is just soooo.....hmmmm...!!!

From ozan
To Czarra
Date 12-4-2006 8:51 AM
Subject hy
Message
hello haw are you?i was influenced a lot your photograph.i want to meet.do you give your msn?i am happy.look at itself good ok.by

3. Another strange Turk... hahaha...

From Sinan
To Czarra
Date 11-25-2006 4:09 AM
Subject czarra?
Message
i wanna kiss you from your sweety lips ;)

4. Oh ASUZUZUZUZUUUUU!!! hahahahaha!!

From asuzu
To Czarra
Date 11-18-2006 7:17 AM
Subject hi
Message
hello how are you hope fine i am lawrence i love to be yours friend can we be

5. Oh my ITALIAN MAN! I AM FILIPINO WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

From Paolo
To Czarra
Date 11-9-2006 7:13 AM
Subject paolo
Message
i am an italian man, a writer, and would like to know u.
i like travel, music, psychology, and any healthy pleasures of life etc...
pls write me to qingyubao@yahoo.it
paolo

6. classic....CLASSIC....this one is just timeless...!!!

From IFEANYI
To Czarra
Date 11-4-2006 7:00 AM
Subject falling heart'
Message
hi czarra,
ammmm....i really dont know how pick my words up.
it long time v'e been with your profile i really
love them! you can acll me mark,i just hv to do
i mean babe i just think i love u i dont mean to
beat arround the bush i feel for u angel i sees u
in my dreams saying u are beautiful is when am just
not saying the truth u are the thing tht has ever
happened to me i love u with all my heart am frm
ghana but i live in dubai_city i dont know if u'v
heard about the city,i can continue hidding my
feelings for u again it worry's me a lot babe ammn
mnnnn,
u can hit me up with this babe
+971503769083.
do u hv msn in hot mail????????.

7. this MISSIVE is soooo funny!! hahahaha!! No one has ever panicked because of my great looking!! hahahaha.. oh... AMEN!!!!!

From samuel
To Czarra
Date 3-2-2006 6:57 AM
Subject A friend
Message
Hi friend,
Its me Samuel who is talking to you now and saying how are you ?? hope all is well with you as I am here now.
To be honest with you,
I dont even know how to start my missive just due to way
I am panic because of your great looking.
my purpose of this missive is just to be a friend with you while I was touched when I saw your picture on the Hi 5 find people page.
my next missive will be all details of me when you write back.
I would be glad if you do accept my request.
Thanks May God be with you Amen..
Yours ever true one,
Samuel

AMEN!!!

*No Stress. Life is Good.*

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Twitter

Blog Archive

POKE!!

BBC RADIO




Bookmark and Share