Here's a little factoid that my friend sent me.. i absolutely laughed my ass off cuz its soo true!! hahaha...hope y'all like this one as well...

> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
> >
> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket
> > according to lights and darks.
> >
> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >
> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >
> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> > more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
> >
> > Get in the shower.
> >
> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> > Pumice stone.
> >
> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> > vitamins.
> >
> > Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.
> >
> > Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and
> > mint.
> >
> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> > red.
> >
> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> >
> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >
> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >
> > Turn off shower.
> >
> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >
> > Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
> >
> > Get out of shower.
> >
> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >
> > Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.
> >
> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on
> > head.
> >
> > If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >
> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
> >
> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a
> > pile on the floor.
> >
> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >
> > If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
> > "woo-woo" sound.
> >
> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
> > willy and scratch your bum.
> >
> > Get in the shower.
> >
> > Wash your face.
> >
> > Wash your armpits.
> >
> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
> >
> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >
> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >
> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
> >
> > Wash your hair.
> >
> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >
> > Wee.
> >
> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >
> > Partially dry off.
> >
> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
> > the whole time.
> >
> > Admire willy size in mirror again.
> >
> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> > "woo-woo" sound again.
> >
> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >
> >
> > I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS TRUE! ! ! !

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